Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Wonder Wednesday 08-11-10 Top Ten Goofy Super Costumes I Love!

Pretty self explanatory title...

10. Aquaman

Now Aquaman's costume is arguably my favorite, all-time super suit. This being the case, why is it all the way down at number 10? It's because I really don't find it that goofy-looking. People question the orange shirt, but I think he rocks it out. It looks great and always contrasts with the other super heroes gathered around him. And the colors just really work, the orange, yellow and green... and importantly, the black trunks. Very often, artists these days render him as wearing just solid green tights with no contrasting black trunks, but I think those add a lot! The people that don't like this suit are just conformists who are afraid to stand out.
Quick honorable mention to his short-lived blue camouflage uniform from the 80s. Striking and dynamic, it was probably a bitch to draw over and over, so while people loved this costume, it lasted only four issues.
9. Alan Scott, the Original Green Lantern

I just love the audacity of calling yourself the Green Lantern and wearing a costume that isn't primarily green! In fact, the color selection, green, red and purple is nearly nightmarish, but for whatever reason, I dig it. The maniacal design doesn't just end with the crazed palette, either. There just so much going on! The billowy red top, the inexplicable yellow ribbons crisscrossing his boots... it's ballsy but he seems to wear it with complete conviction, so Wurq It, GL!

Another honorable mention to GL's fellow Justice Society member, Jay Garrick, the original Flash. His costume isn't nearly as outlandish as GL's, but that silver winged Mercury helmet is a CLASSIC! I love it! Can that be comfortable? How does he keep it on, when running at super sonic speed? Hmmm?

8. Zatanna (80s Costume)

This is one of those where it's a classic because that's what she looked like upon my first discovering her and for many, many years afterward. Originally, she wore a stage magician's uniform complete with fishnet tights and a top hat. For whatever reason, this is the costume that seems to most resonate with fans. (I'm playing dumb. I know the reason.) But when I started reading comics, she hadn't worn the stage magician look in years and I don't think she reverted back to it until maybe the late 90s or early 00s. So when I think of Zatanna, I conjure this image:
Once again, a whole lot going on! Designer, George Perez, has even admitted that if he had it to do over again, he'd have simplified it a little. Actually, this costume is supposed to resemble a magician's tux, but I don't really see it. What I do see is a red serpent on top of her head, red flares on the sides of her face, frisbee-sized earrings adorned with a "Z" (decades before Carrie Bradshaw made monogramming cool!) and huge, billowy bell sleeves. Yeah, it's a bit much, but it's one of those things where it was my first exposure and therefore will always be my favorite! Also, I like the white cape and the contrast with the rich blueness of her top. It's busy, but not garish.

7. The Shocker (NOT THAT ONE!!!)

The classic Spider-Man villains were all pretty uniquely designed, as was Spider-Man himself, illustrated by innovator Steve Ditko. They certainly didn't look like any other super folk around and still don't. Those hash marks all over his body are supposed to indicate that his suit is insulated to protect him from his vibrational wrist... uh, weapons. The color choice, yellow and brown... gah! That would look horrible in real clothes, like a rotting banana, but on a super suit... eh, I kinda like it.

6. Electro

TWO Spider-Foes in a row! Electro's costume is RIDICULOUS!

The yellow and green together are gaudy enough, but then throw in the jagged lightning bolt designs AND top it all off with that CRAZY-ASS lightning star mask and you start wondering what they were smoking when they created him! I think it's the bold but basic colors that first caught my eye. There aren't very many characters who rock these colors together, so it is unique to say the least.

5. Firestorm

EVERYONE makes fun of this suit. I've heard it compared to a Brazilian Flamenco dancer's costume! It's the poofy sleeves. I get it. But... I mean... that's just... how he looks! That's his costume! It always has been, so... I mean, just deal with it!
Plus, I mean, it's light years better than the costume he adopted in the 90s:
How boring is that? Luckily, he eventually went back to the classic costume. Then he died. Unrelated.

4. Power Man and Iron Fist

Everyone knows how much I love this duo! The original super bromance! You may have noticed poofy sleeves and the color yellow have become recurring themes. What can I say, I like vibrant colors and flowy breathable fabrics. With Luke Cage (Power Man), many question the inverted tiara. I don't really have a problem with it. His head would look kinda naked without it, plus it balances out the chain belt and metal wrist bands. And like I said, I like vibrant colors. I don't even mind the fact that he keeps it unbuttoned down to there! In real life, it would probably look silly, but he could leave it all the way unbuttoned and he'd still be wearing more fabric than most female super heroes.
Iron Fist's costume is also questionable. Not just a deep V-neck but one with a huge pointy high collar... paired with a sash belt and slippers! SLIPPERS! Oh and I forgot to mention the Capri-length tights. But, like with Firestorm, that's just how they look! They wore those costumes for decades! These days, Luke Cage just wears regular street clothes. BOO! Iron Fist wears a suit with full neck. Neither is as distinctive and definitive as these classic suits, though.

3. Robin (Classic)

Once again, this is how he looked for decades! YES, it is silly! The bare legs are just ridiculous! And pixie boots? And while, I suppose chain mail briefs probably DO add a nice degree of protection to the area where you most need it, it's still... GEEZ! Really?! Lovely gams, though! Do you think he shaved, waxed or used Nair?

Like Green Lantern above, an almost nightmarish color scheme, like Christmas with a splash of raincoat. But, y'know this is just how he looked! This is the classic Robin costume! No one will ever wear it again, of course. The modern Robins (both of 'em) are pretty much all covered up.
But wait. There's more. The Batman writers really didn't want anything to do with Robin. They thought he was an antiquated concept in a ridiculous costume, so in the late 60s, they shipped him off to college and had Batman work, more or less, solo. In the early 80s, Marv Wolfman and George Perez, the creators of the New Teen Titans, took Robin in, made him leader of the team... and their book became DC's best selling. Robin was suddenly as popular as Batman himself! Part of the appeal was Robin's quest for his own identity, as a separate, capable hero and not the second half to "Batman & _____." With his soaring popularity, suddenly the Batman staff wanted him back in their books.

As a compromise, they were given "Robin"... but not Dick Grayson. They introduced a new Robin, Jason Todd, originally an almost exact carbon copy of Dick Grayson, right down to the slain family of circus acrobats origin. (Later revamped as a street punk orphan.) The Teen Titans creators established a new identity for their star, Nightwing.
Nightwing was and still is a hugely popular character on his own. His costume has been revamped and streamlined several times, and sadly, with time, people have come to regard his first solo costume as "disco Elvis." It's the wide fan collar and the deep V-neck. But Dick Grayson had become a bit of an illustrated sex symbol (as nearly half of TT's readers were women!) and George Perez wanted to give them a little skin, since he was covering up his legs. Plus... I mean V-necks never really went out of style! People wear them in real life all the time, so why make fun of it in a super hero costume?

I really like the color scheme, too. I like the two blue tones. You rarely see two shades of the same color in a costume. Then the yellow adds a contrasting pop. The lines are also more ornate and unique than those in most super hero designs. I dunno, I think it you maybe modified the collar, maybe made it more like a banded collar on a motorcycle jacket, it could still work today, but I guess this costume's time has passed.

2. Dazzler

What can I say? I love a good Catsuit.

Finally...
1. Supergirl (70s and 80s Version)

For years, Supergirl wore a feminized version of her famous cousin's costume, with a blue skirt instead of tights. In the late 60s, with the Mod explosion, she became very innovative by being the first hero to adopt many different costumes, wearing nearly a different suit on each mission she went on. But as the super heroes became more marketable, DC needed to establish one look for her, so that she could appear on various licensed products, so they essentially adopted this version of her costume, but with a few differences.
Originally, she sported shorts with frayed hems (ie Daisy Dukes) and rather than boots, she wore slippers. This look was tweaked into what she looked like when I first became aware of her. Once again, this was my first exposure to her, so this is my favorite costume of hers. It's also one of my favorite costumes ever! The billowy blouse was distinctive among the other super heroines. The idea of having a small logo off to one side rather than a large S shield in the middle of her chest also helped differentiate her from Superman. And the choker was just a nice fashionable touch.
Once again, she sported this outfit for years! In the 80s, with a live-action Supergirl movie pending, DC revamped her to make her more current. Unfortunately... it was the 80s and this is what resulted. Headband, perm and huge shoulder pads. (In the comics, the shoulder pads weren't very pronounced, but check out Helen Slater in this version of her costume in the unused test footage shot for the movie and she looks like she might have borrowed this suit from Bea Arthur.) And then, Supergirl died. Unrelated... or was it?
Since this is the costume she was wearing when she died, it's become immortalized. Also, since so much of DC's licensing artwork is drawn from this period of time, this is the version of her that has appeared on more licensed products than any other! Odd, considering what a laughing stock most people consider it!

So there ya have it! Maybe sentimentality trumps good taste, but I love all these costumes! So Nyah!

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Tune In Tuesday 08-10-10 Alex Goot

I surprised myself somewhat, the other day when I realized what a crazy fan I am of Katy Perry's!
I mean, of course I liked "I Kissed A Girl" and "Hot-N-Cold!" (Who doesn't? Nazis, Republicans and child molesters, probably.) But, even so, I never really thought of myself as a FAN. But "California Gurls" ROCKETED into my Top 25 Most Played songs on iTunes faster than any other song ever! (Not counting songs I had on repeat and then fell asleep to, ahem, "S.O.S. (Let The Music Play)" by Jordin Sparks. Number One by such a ridiculous number that it shall probably never be toppled until I die or someone else decides to sample Shannon on a track, which... will never again happen.) But anyway, "Teenage Dream" is RAPIDLY racing behind. I L-U-U-V it!!! I listen to it over and over!

So enamored am I of Miz Perry's music, I even sought out any cool cover versions of her songs I could find. (String quartet version? Done! Get in my shopping cart!) This led me to discover a delightful musician named Alex Goot. (Also known simply as Goot.)
HOW? EFFEN?? KEWT??? IS???? THIS???? KID?????

Check out his dreamy cover of "California Gurls." Swoon!


Did you see that? He played ALL those instruments! But wait! There's more! He's done several awesome cover songs, most recently Taio Cruz's hit "Dynamite."

And "Bad Romance!"


There's more, but the most startling and amazing is his reinterpretation of Cascada's insipid Euro Pop hit "Everytime We Touch," which Alex performs as a GORGEOUS piano ballad!


Did I mention HOW FREAKIN' ADORABLE he is?! With his rosy apple cheeks! I've decided that he deserves an award, so I am officially bestowing upon him the title of Off My Bird Chest CERTIFIED Cutie-Pie Doll-Baby!
All these tracks are available on iTunes so DL away. But wait! There's YET more! He does original music! Here is an original song called "I Love Your Existence" which has kind of a Something Corporate vibe.


ENJOY!

Monday, August 9, 2010

MANic Monday 08-09-10 David Henrie

David Henrie, aka Justin Russo on Wizards of Waverly Place, may not have landed the role of Spider-Man, but he didn't let that get him down as he partied down in Las Vegas to celebrate his 21st birthday!

I bet he's like, "Oh a Wizards of Waverly Place cake... that's... greeeeeaaaaat. So original."

Not exactly his birthday suit, but look he's squirting water! That's suggestive! Happy Birthday, Stud!

Friday, August 6, 2010

08-06-10 Beautiful Monsters Part II

Remember me blogging about those Tinkerbell dolls a few months ago? Okay, while I enjoyed the Tinkerbell dolls, I had no intention of opening them. They were cute. I had them upstairs for a while, but after a few months, I put them in a box and stuck them down in the basement. But the Monster High dolls?! LOVE!!! Best dolls since Bratz first began! So, lightbulb! I went down to the basement and pulled out the Tinkerbell dolls and took them back to Target!
Shhh! They were older than three months, but I just said I didn't have my receipt and wanted store credit. Cha-ching! They had to refund me the lowest price they sold for in the last 90s days, which was $8.99, like a dollar less than I paid, but oh well. I only had enough for three, so of course I got Draculaura, Frankie Stein and Lagoona Blue!
SASSY SCARY COOL!!!

When I opened Draculaura, her hand fell off! Then both of Lagoona's arms fell of at the elbow! Were these really this shoddy?! Then I recalled reading that some higher end dolls are meant to come apart so they are easier to dress. I'm going to stick with that answer.
Besides those three being my biggest MUST-HAVES in the line, I also rationalized that Clawdeen Wolf wouldn't sell well at my store because no one ever buys black dolls there. And there were PLENTY of the two packs featuring Cleo De Nile and Deuce Gorgon...
Ohhhhhhh... Deuce like MeDUSa. Wow, I'm slow to catch onto things sometimes. Even so, "deuce" is still code for #2.

So anyway, I figured getting Clawdeen would be no sweat later on and neither would the two-pack. OH HO! Guess again! The next day when I went to work, they were almost ALL gone! (Cathy thinks it was because of this blog, whipping people into a Monster doll buying frenzy. Mmmm?) All the Lagoonas were gone and there were maybe 2 Frankies and 1 Clawdeen left. There were several Draculauras. I think she's the star of the line, so we had more of her than the others. The two-packs were still there in full-force , though.
Also, in the little display, they list another character, Ghoulia Yelps, a zombie girl who's BFFs with Cleo.
I found this pic, but I don't know if that's an actual doll or a custom that someone made. I'm not that impressed with it, so hopefully it's the latter.

Anyway, it's payday so you KNOW I had to get my rump up to Target first thing and do a little shopping.
Score! Clawdeen was still there. She was the one I was worried about. And incidentally, as you may or may not know, as a collector, you don't just buy the first of a toy that you find on the shelf! You want to examine each one, to make sure you get the one with the nicest paint job. And with dolls versus action figures, you also have to make sure their hair is the best and their clothes aren't jacked up in some way. It's much more involved than buying the freshest milk! Even though there was only one Clawdeen, luckily, she still looked great, so yay!

Oh, I should point out that I took the electric Razor scooter. Yeah, I kinda knew getting stuff home might be tricky, but I wasn't buying that much. That was the plan, anyway. But, I had coupons, it's Team Member Appreciation Month, so I get an extra 10% off all Target brands AND I had an extra 10% off pass! So it's not like I went buck wild, but we HAVE been needing a new set of pots and pans. Ours are old and the bottoms are kinda bowed so they don't sit flat on the burners. AND our big lid broke months ago, so I've been using a plate to cover my pots and pans. Ghetto!!! So there was a set on sale for $24.99, which... I mean, I'm sure it's not the finest set of cookware around, but it's still a great price, especially with the extra 10% off, so I had to get that.

Well, that eliminated my getting everything home on the Razor. I had to borrow the shopping cart, push it home, then walk it back and retrieve the scooter. I'm sure it was quite a sight! Like being homeless for an hour! But I mean, Target's what? Half a mile from my house? It wasn't that hard. Just a little odd-looking, I'm sure.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Wonder Wednesday 08-04-10 Beautiful Monsters!

Last night, Cathy and I spent over an hour texting back and forth, gleefully over our newest TV obsession, Adventure Time on the Cartoon Network!
It follows the adventures of Jake the Dog and Finn the Human as they gallivant through a magical world that resembles Candy Land on heavy, heavy hallucinogens. I love how RACY it can be, like in one episode, Jake's body was turned into that of a stumpy fat human and through the whole episode, he kept fondling his man boobs! And in one episode, Finn says, "There was a lava giant in our front yard. He was soooooooo hot!" To which Jake suggestively replies, "Mmm hmmmm?!" And Finn is like, "No, I didn't mean in a sexy way!" Homo-erotic male taunting? On a cartoon?! For KIDS?! I love it!!!

Also, we both knew we recognized some of the voices (like George Takei as Ricardio!), especially Jake's! It was driving me nuts, not being able to figure it out, so I looked it and it was John DiMaggio a.k.a. Bender from Futurama! So obvious, listening to him now, as it's the EXACT SAME CHARACTER! (He also does the voice of Aquaman on The Brave & The Bold!)
So anyway, did anyone try downloading the songs I posted yesterday? Just wondering if that worked.

Okay, so a woman and her two daughters were checking out at the Electronics kiosk yesterday and she was writing a check... no really, people still do that!!!... and she asked if it was the first and she's written 7-_ and I said, "No, it's the third." And she said, "Oh, it's not 7 anymore is it?" and changed it to an 8. Then I said, "Yeah, summer's almost over." And then one of her daughters almost started crying. Ooops! Ha ha! I forgot how important summer is to kids. In my opinion, though, this summer's been a Sunuva Bitch! I don't think I have ever looked forward to snow and ice as much as I do now! My aunt and her stupid republican cohorts can suck Al Gore's dick for mocking global warming last winter! Inyaface!

My favorite part of working in Entertainment/Electronics is that it abuts Toys and they are currently redoing that entire department in preparation for Christmas. I'm so giddy at all the new toys, I'm practically vibrating the whole time as I see them putting up new colorful shelf liner and interactive displays and then stocking all the pretty, pretty boxes and packages! Eeeeeee!!!! They brought back Bratz! I thought those were dead and gone, but... is anything ever truly dead and gone in toys? They keep recycling the same concepts over and over. There's YET ANOTHER new version of Strawberry Shortcake. Once again, lame.

But the BEST new toys... MONSTER HIGH!
They're like Bratz but MONSTERS! They have a whole fixture and a display unit with all the dolls inside looking AWESOME!!!
My favorite is Draculara (with her pet bat, Count Fabulous!)! I love her Edwardian meets Slutty Goth outfit!

I can't decide if my second favorite is Lagoona Blue:Based on the Creature From The Black Lagoon... I love her pretty aquamarine skin and the spit curl in her hair! And I LOVE how she has a pet piranha in a fish-bowl purse!

Or, Frankie Stein:
I love her Bride of Frankenstein hair, brushed long and straight and the stitches and bolts and such. So hard to choose... I choose BOTH! Ha!
Cleo De Nile is the least monstrous, but I still love her! She's mostly covered with mummy wrappings, but with a slutty fabulous negligee top and African style rings around her neck! I am not so impressed with her boyfriend Deuce Gorgon. Deuce means Dookie! He's TOO skinny hipster... but to get Cleo, you have to buy them together. We shall see.
This is the first time the black girl is my least favorite. Clawdeen Wolf is a Werewolf character, but she comes across more as a WereCAT. I mean, I LIKE her, but not as much as the others. I'll probably still get them all! SO FABULOUS!
Not my collection... YET! Oh I can't WAIT! It took all my will power to NOT buy Draculara, yesterday! But we're having to budget this week on account of my not working for a week. We better not sell out before I get my grubby hands on all of them! Oh I could just pee my pants, I want them so bad!

Monday, August 2, 2010

The Return of MANic Monday! 08-02-10

It's been a while. First I was out of town, and then when I got back, I was busy with... y'know, stuff, so I just haven't been feeling especially inspired to write anything (or post pictures), so I just took a little while to recharge. It's been a tad uneventful on top of that, but even so, I feel like I needed to super-blog with week, to get things back up and running, so there's a bit of this, a bit of that.

First, this is just for Cathy, a still from an upcoming movie called The Town, starring Ben Affleck.Wow, he is REALLY aging quickly! Ripped is one thing, but gaunt? Not a look most people can pull off.

Next, I thought I'd present a little fresh blood! Rick Malambri starring in the new Step Up 3D.
Is it just me, or does he bear more than a passing resemblance to Channing Tatum, the star of the first Step Up? (Y'know, before he turned into a marshmallow.)
Hmmmm... in 3D, you say? Suck that Avatar!

Finally, Hall of Famer, Zac Efron, from the set of Charlie St. Cloud!
Not the type of harness I'd always pictured Zac in... wait, forget I said that!

And, I'm back!