MANic Monday 04-26-10 Jailbait Edition

Okay, lines must be drawn, folks. Not only did one of my favorite gossip blogs, Socialite Life, run a series of pics of this:Yep, it's the Beib. Not only did they run a series of shirtless beach photos of this kid, BUT a link to an article about men women most want to sleep with but shouldn't, which included this KID! Um, he's not even a MAN yet, cougars! Claws in!

Sigh, I kinda knew this would happen, and though it's a tad early, I'm going to go ahead and declare 2010 as "The Year Not Committing Pedophilia Became Just A Suggestion." And unfortunately, I can look back and see a linear pattern. I think the real turning point came with High School Musical 2 in 2007, when this:
...turned into this:Man, I wish my adolescence had been so kind. Instead I got backne and the world's largest Adam's Apple.
Oh and it just kept getting better:
This scene was deleted from HSM3... um, WHY?!?!
Floppity, floppity, floppity, floppity... this look: bad on guidos, amazing on beautiful post-teen idols.
"No, no, Bandslam will totally be a hit! It's a great career move!"
Wow, you can almost count the hairs. Nice job, telescopic lens.
"Yup, still there."
Geez, son, you need help with that?!

So, from Zac we then moved to the next slice of hot jailbait, Taylor Lautner... well, there was a brief stop in Jonas Brothers-ville, but... I'm sorry, the "cute one," Nick is and always was a complete horseface and has THE! WORST!! voice of any pop star ever, and that includes Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys and Bob Dylan. So there!

Anyway, this image from the next Twilight movie (that I am also not ever going to watch) was released:
"No, I refuse to take any more shirtless promo pics. I insist on wearing a shirt. Okay, fine it can be sleeveless and tighter than my skin. But I'm wearing a shirt, nonetheless."
"I didn't say it had to be buttoned..."
... "Or dry." God bless Rolling Stone.
And, uh, apparently, Teen Vogue.
Raaaaaooooow!
Jesus, remember when he was Sharkboy?! Oh, sorry, did that just ruin it?
Hey, here's a stupid question... is that tattoo real?
I mean, it's pretty iconic and this was his break-thru role, so I could see him actually getting it done in real life. Plus, I mean, it is a cool tattoo... we've all seen our fair share of awful ones... especially on celebs, ahem Megan Fox. Tard. But this one is actually really cool. Just wondering.

So in closing, if I want to see a teen heart throb frolicking on the beach with a football, he needs to look like this:
Not this:
Also, I'm relieved at least that Socialite Life ran these pics and I didn't have to do a Google search for them, because I'm pretty sure that if you Google search pics of Justin Beiber, the FBI knows about it.