MANic Monday 10-11-10 NSFW! NOT Taylor Lautner Naked

Let me warn you, this is the raciest MANic Monday ever! NSFW! NSFW!

Since none of us will be lucky enough to ever see Tay Tay Lautner nude, we'll have to settle for Kayo Filipe:
Seriously, since everyone in porn uses a screen name, he should have just gone with Tyler Hautner. It's a lot better than, I-swear-this-is-a-real-porn-name, Girth Brooks!
I wonder if the tattoo is real. That's some admirable commitment! Better hope that we as a society don't suddenly turn on Taylor Lautner!
If there's one place I never want to be naked, it's outdoors. Even like in my own yard, much less in the wilderness!
But wait, there's more! Not only does he rock the long-haired Jacob from Twilight look, but the short-haired Jacob from New Moon look!
Making me wonder, did he really grow his hair that long and then cut it? Doubtful. I'm going with extensions/wig on the first batch. It would take YEARS to grow it that long!
I actually came across these pics of some time ago and found them quite humorous. But I didn't think to save them. It wasn't until afterward that I realized they'd make a great blog topic, but I couldn't find them again.
Oddly enough, Googling "Porn star that looks like Taylor Lautner" didn't work. I just lucked out and stumbled across them again.
I don't know the source of these pics, but if I had to guess, I'd say Playgirl because this is totally some shit that women would be into. Playgirl is so silly! It's SOOOOO tawdry romance novel with their pictorials set in like a barn or in a log cabin by a fireplace or in a mechanic's garage with the dude naked and smeared with grease. Gay mags don't even bother. The most "fantasy" you get is poolside or not poolside. No fucking log cabins. Well... maybe if you're lucky, you'll get a locker room. But that's about it!