Tune In Tuesday: New Kylie and Cheryl

She's back!  The Golden Girl!  Aphrodite herself, Kylie!  Her new single "Time Bomb" is destined to be a MASSIVE (club) hit in the US!  But hey, maybe she'll tour here again to promote it!  I missed her "Aphrodite: Les Folies" tour (money issues), so I'd love to make up for that!

And that's not all!  Fellow British chanteusse, Cheryl (formerly Cheryl Cole formerly Cheryl Tweedy) has returned, post-divorce, post-getting-shitcanned from the X-Factor, with "Call My Name."  (And she's wearing the UGLIEST pants ever!)

If only these Brit Girls had a chance of striking it as big over here as Brit Boys One Direction and The Wanted!