So I watched Once Upon a Time last night. It was about blah blah blabbity blah and Fables and fairy tales and the real world and why is Carey Mulligan Gennifer Goodwin doing TV? Actually I wasn't paying much attention because I was distracted by Prince Charming, played by an older Chord Overstreet Josh Dallas! Also, I didn't realize this, but he played Fandral in Thor. That is because I was distracted by Chris Hemsworth's pecs and biceps. You'll forgive me. Heh, he's cute there, in a vintage Carey Elwes kinda of way.
Without a doubt, the most anticipated movie of the year (by my loins), is The Immortals! It's about blah blah blabbity blah and Henry Cavill and Kellan Lutz and neither shirts nor pants were invented yet. Okay, so which is cheaper, buying out the whole theater so I can have it to myself or bail money if I go see it with the general public and my pants magically fly off? Soooooo much handsome. Too bad he doesn't seem to take his clothes off more. So, movin' right along... I love when a man realizes what he's got working for him and flaunts it. I want to lick that vein on his arm and give it a nickname.
This is going to a strange one! I saw this kid on TV and was astonished to learn... well, first of all that he was in fact, 20 years old. I mean look at him! He looks more like 12! He's a country artist, so I can't say I LOVE his music. It's more along that poppy side of country so it's okay. But what I found surprising is that he plays over 30 instruments, played every instrument on his album, co-wrote and co-produced the entire thing! That's mind-boggling! Plus, he's way cuter than The Biebs, so that should help him out. So, y'know, check it out. Not my favorite style of music, but I'm still impressed by his ability!
I honestly can't rationalize this, but I told David that Madonna was going to perform at the Super Bowl and his response was "That's pretty huge... for her." FOR HER?! FUCK YOU! Football needs to BOW DOWN to Her Madgesty! It's fucking MADONNA!
Today's Chris is one of the stars of THE. BEST. Sitcom on TV, Parks & Recreation, which despite it's brilliance still struggles in the ratings. COME ON!!! And one perk is absolutely adorable Chris Pratt, who plays lovable numskull Andy Dwyer. See, I know he's trying to be funny, but that's still hot!
Welcome to day two! Today I present one of my all-time faves, one I've discussed before, but you can never get too much Chris O'DONNELL! Well... he's fertile, that's for sure... This one is really old, but it's one of my favorite pictures ever: Am I the only one that has a "thing" for armpits? I mean, it's not a fetish or anything, but I think it's hot when you can see a man's. Wait, maybe that is a fetish. Whatevz! LOVE you Chris! Always have, always will.