Monday, July 2, 2012

MANiC Monday: Tiger Beat Edition

You may or may not know, that I am obsessed with One Direction.  Y'know that boy band from England that all look like they're twelve.  My favorite is Niall the blond one on the left.  I was starting to worry I was turning into some old creeper, when yesterday in trying to come up with a theme for today's blog, I was checking out some celebrity blogs, when I cam across a picture of Niall shirtless and my reaction was horror not excitement.  So whew!  Not a pedophile!  That's a relief.
But on that note, I already knew that Harry Styles the "one with the hair" had just turned 18 and also just broken up with his 32 year-old girlfriend.  You do the math.  Well, turns out that he also had an afair with another 32 year-old woman, who was married!  And he was apparently the one that pursued her and according to a "source" "the sex was amazing. He knew exactly what he was doing despite the fact he was only 17."  Raaaaooow!!!  I don't know how to feel about that!  Guess he has a type... and that's COUGARS!  (Well, 32 is a cougar to a 17 year-old, I suppose.)

Moving on, the Disney Channel and Nickelodeon make great meaningless crap that you can just put on in the background and basically ignore.  Wizards of Waverly Place was the best but I think it's over now.  I guess there are still reruns, though.  Another one I kind of like is Zeke and Luther.  Yeah, I just like the Zeke half of the equation.
He's adorable and has pretty eyes.  Oddly hairy, though.  I shudder to imagine how he'll look at like 35.  Like a sasquatch, probably. 

Final semi-teen news:
This is alledgedly Josh Hutcherson's ass.  DAAAAAAAYUUUUUUM!!!  Can you say ghetto booty?!  I'm not sure it's really him, though.  The arms seem too small.  Whoever it is looks great walking away!

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