MANic/Tune In Tuesday

This is going to a strange one! I saw this kid on TV and was astonished to learn... well, first of all that he was in fact, 20 years old. I mean look at him! He looks more like 12!
He's a country artist, so I can't say I LOVE his music. It's more along that poppy side of country so it's okay. But what I found surprising is that he plays over 30 instruments, played every instrument on his album, co-wrote and co-produced the entire thing! That's mind-boggling!
Plus, he's way cuter than The Biebs, so that should help him out.

So, y'know, check it out. Not my favorite style of music, but I'm still impressed by his ability!

MANic Week: Hot Chrises Part 5

I started late last week, so here's part 5! Chris Pine!

They need to put this boy in more movies! Or to just get cracking on Star Trek 2!

MANic Week: Hot Chrises Part 4

Few can compare to Chris Evans!

All over! All over!

I honestly can't rationalize this, but I told David that Madonna was going to perform at the Super Bowl and his response was "That's pretty huge... for her." FOR HER?! FUCK YOU! Football needs to BOW DOWN to Her Madgesty! It's fucking MADONNA!

MANic Week: Hot Chrises Part 3

Today's Chris is one of the stars of THE. BEST. Sitcom on TV, Parks & Recreation, which despite it's brilliance still struggles in the ratings. COME ON!!! And one perk is absolutely adorable Chris Pratt, who plays lovable numskull Andy Dwyer.
See, I know he's trying to be funny, but that's still hot!

MANic Week - Hot Chrises Part 2

Welcome to day two! Today I present one of my all-time faves, one I've discussed before, but you can never get too much Chris O'DONNELL!
Well... he's fertile, that's for sure...
This one is really old, but it's one of my favorite pictures ever:
Am I the only one that has a "thing" for armpits? I mean, it's not a fetish or anything, but I think it's hot when you can see a man's. Wait, maybe that is a fetish. Whatevz! LOVE you Chris! Always have, always will.

Back! MANic Week! Hot Chrises Part 1

Ugh. I'm soooo sorry! I didn't realize how time-consuming writing for ScienceFiction.com was going to be. (It totally rules, though! You should go there right away... well, after you finish here!) Oh if only I could be fabulously wealthy and quit my awful, awful day job which was extra fucking awful today because some psycho freaked the fuck out because we didn't have some fucking Sarah Pallin documentary, because it's a Walmart exclusive. That sounds perfectly correct to me. And then some other psycho screamed at me on the phone. Not out of anger or anything, I think that's just how she "spoke." If today was a person, I'd fucking kill it, even if it was a baby. THAT'S how bad it was.

Anyhoo, I promised you pretty menfolk, didn't I? You ever notice how many hot Chrises there are? I'm devoting a week to them. I meant to start yesterday, but was too drunk lazy. Today's pick is someone I think is supremely hot, but that's never made a MANic Monday, probably because Kellan Lutz took his shirt off again. Chris Meloni star of "Law & Order: SVU." How handsome is that guy?!

Plus, on his HBO show 'Oz,' he had lots and lots of dude sex. Fuck AND Yeah!

Those are just the SFW images. You find all kinds of NSFW images with a simple Google search. (Oh, P.S. I clicked on a couple of Google results and they sent me to people's Myspace pages. Who the FUCK still has Myspace?! Probably the same suckas that still buy CDs and paper books! How's your butter churn, Laura Ingalls Wilder?)

Who will be Hot Chris #2? Tune in tomorrow to find out!