Wonder Wednesday - DC To Readers: Do I Make You Horny, Baby?

This is old news for some of you, but since I didn't really write anything last week, some of you may not have heard some of the latest scuttlebutt on the DCnU. First there was the reveal of the cover of Red Hood & The Outlaws #2... wait before that, let's take a look at the character Starfire.As you can see, clearly, the problem with her costume is... it's just too concealing and modest! I mean, what is she, Amish for cryin' out loud? I mean, how does she even move in all that restrictive clothing?! So dumb! Come on girl, why not show just a LITTLE skin?
Voila! Problem solved! And don't go bitchin' about needing protection! As you can clearly see with your own eyes, her lower legs, neck and shoulders are COMPLETELY cocealed and safe. That's really all you need covered, right? I don't know why they didn't shrink her peel-n-stick press-on bra cups and just go with purple armor pasties! I mean, why the fuck not?!

Believe it or not, that's not what all the hubbub was about! Nope, TEAR your eyes away from Miss Modesty there and look above her at The Red Hood himself. If you enlarge the picture, you can see the fine attention to detail the artist put into this rendering, going so far as to lovingly depict his full DICK AND BALLS!!!
Let's look back at the very first image DC released when they announced the new DC Universe, the Justice League, featuring Green Gattling Penis Lantern. That caused a lot of snickering and ribbing, but it was probably just a poorly conceived drawing.
And finally here is the cover of Suicide Squad #2, which first of all, features Harley Quinn and her incredible shrinking corset and Deadshot and his amazing armored junk shield! Why, speaking of attention to detail, it's even cut in the shape of an erect wiener and nut sack! One really must marvel at the amount of thought and effort that went to drawing as realistic and detailed man crotch!

Is this on purpose? Is DC subliminally trying to convince us that we all have a boner for their new relaunch?! Why... tip of the hat, sirs... the Jimmy Hat!