Holy schnitzel! I couldn't believe the image on the newest Entertainment Weekly! Justin Timberlake and his ripped veiny arm!Hottest forearm ever! Then I realized... this isn't the first time EW has showcased drop dead male beauty on its cover. Who can forget the Ryan Reynolds cover from last summer?!
Or sopping wet Jake Gyllenhaal from a few years ago?!
I think I've come to the conclusion that everyone at EW is either a gay man or a woman. EW, subtly has become the anti-men's magazine. Like for all the skanky Meagan Fox covers on Maxim or whatever, EW counters with man candy like Daniel Craig:
Hugh Jackman:Paul Rudd:
Okay, yeah, he could be wearing fewer clothes and a bucket more of water... but... it's Paul "Super Adorkable" Rudd! I can TAKE his clothes off!
Tay Tay and R. Patz:
Most adorable thing I have ever seen!
Keep 'em coming EW!