Monday, January 3, 2011

MANic Monday - Tom Hardy

Tom Hardy in Inception got me more hot and bothered than I think any man onscreen in my life! I'm not kidding, he was distractingly beautiful. I was like, "Stop being so gorgeous! This plot is too complicated! I need to focus!" I still ended up having to watch it twice to comprehend, although how much of that had to do with my future ex-husband up there and how much was my own mental capacity, I can't say.
Who IS this guy?! Why haven't I ever heard of him before?! Well, I IMDBed him and I've never seen anything he's ever done. I did just get David Band of Brothers, though and he's in that.
And he's going places. He's been cast in the next Batman movie, allegedly as Hugo Strange, which is a strange choice indeed for this movie franchise. But that's not set in stone.

Anyway, Cathy and I were both dying over how sexy he was and were joking that we could share him. Then, turns out...
Guess who's bisexual?! This guy!!! So now... we really can share him! I'm sure he'd be cool with that. (Except now he's married and has a kid. Look, if I can overlook that, I don't see any reason why he can't overlook being chained to my bed for the rest of forever. Just saying!) En-jiggity-joy!

I'm not sure about the time line of these pics, but clearly he's a LOT skinnier in the first one than in the second. I think the second is more recent. I prefer beef, so that's cool with me!

So hot I can overlook a porn stache!

1 comment:

  1. This guy can make you go mad, it's weird how he seems to fit into any character he plays,his body should be one of the 7 (or 8 if hes classed) wonders of the world! who cares if he's bisexual i'd still have him! lol :p